Frequently asked questions
How can I be sure that you are really graphic designers?
We use secret words such as “kerning” and “lorem ipsum.”
Why do you follow a specific order in your process?
Experience has proven that our clients are more satisfied when we know what we are doing, and that doesn’t always happen if we make it up as we go along.
Why are you so expensive?
Love isn’t cheap.
How can I bribe the staff?
We take Sour Patch candy, Starbursts, peanut butter cups, and beer.
What is 300FeetOut?
The hardest part about landing on the moon
5 times the height of our staff combined. Minimum space for an outfield fence in baseball. Height of the worlds largest Skycoaster in Kissimmee, Florida. Length of runway needed to land a Piper airplane.
How many languages do you speak?
We speak 8 languages: English, German, Canine, French, Vietnamese, Lorem Ipsum, Portuguese, and Bavarian.
How does 300FeetOut support sustainability?
The office location requires public transportation.
How much change should I bring for parking?
Well, it's not really for the parking. There isn’t any parking. See above.
Why do you have two websites?
Volkswagen has Audi. 300FeetOut has 300FeetOut Hospitality. Great brands have alter egos.
Tidbits about our staff
One of us was married and divorced by age 24.
One of us owns a record label.
One of us was a lingerie model.
One of us was a refugee.
One of us can meia-lua de compasso (capoeira move) anyone's ass.
All of us drink beer.