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everything you’ve ever wanted to know. and then some.

everything you’ve ever wanted to know.
and then some.

HOW CAN I BE SURE THAT YOU ARE REALLY GRAPHIC DESIGNERS?

We use secret words such as “kerning” and “lorem ipsum.”

WHY DO YOU FOLLOW A SPECIFIC ORDER IN YOUR PROCESS?

Experience has proven that our clients are more satisfied when we know what we are doing, and that doesn’t always happen if we make it up as we go along.

WHY ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE?

Love isn’t cheap.

HOW CAN I BRIBE THE STAFF?

We take sour patch candy, starbursts, peanut butter cups, and beer.

WHAT IS 300FEETOUT?

The hardest part about landing on the moon, 5 times the height of our staff combined. Minimum space for an outfield fence in baseball. Height of the worlds largest Skycoaster in Kissimmee, Florida. Length of runway needed to land a Piper airplane.

HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK?

Like Jackie Chan, we speak 9 languages: English, German, Canine, French, Chinese, Latin, Lorem Ipsum, Canadian, and Bavarian.

HOW DOES 300FEETOUT SUPPORT SUSTAINABLY?

The office location requires public transportation.

HOW MUCH CHANGE SHOULD I BRING FOR PARKING?

Well, it’s not really for the parking. There isn’t any parking. See above.

WHAT ARE SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT YOUR TEAM?

One of us completes marathons.
One of us is writing a novel.
One of us is a musical producer.
One of us listens to Hank Williams.
One of us was an artist’s model.
One of us was runner up as “The Dude” in a Lebowski Fest costume contest.
One of us is a screenwriter.
One of us was once on Solid Gold.
One of us once caught a 20″ trout using only bare hands.
Three of us drive motorcycles.
All of us drink beer.