We use secret words such as “kerning” and “lorem ipsum.”
Experience has proven that our clients are more satisfied when we know what we are doing, and that doesn’t always happen if we make it up as we go along.
Love ain’t cheap.
We take sour patch candy, starbursts, peanut butter cups, and beer.
The hardest part about landing on the moon, 5 times the height of our staff combined. Minimum space for an outfield fence in baseball. Height of the worlds largest Skycoaster in Kissimmee, Florida. Length of runway needed to land a Piper airplane.
Like Jackie Chan, we speak 9 languages: English, German, Canine, French, Chinese, Latin, Lorem Ipsum, Canadian, and Bavarian.
The office location requires public transportation.
Well, it’s not really for the parking. There isn’t any parking. See above.
One of us competes in marathons.
One of us is writing a novel.
One of us is a musical producer.
One of us listens to Hank Williams.
One of us was an artist’s model.
One of us was runner up as “The Dude” in a Lebowski Fest costume contest.
One of us is a screenwriter.
One of us was once on Solid Gold.
One of us once caught a 20″ trout using only bare hands.
Three of us drive motorcycles.
All of us drink beer.